69s - position 69
However, there’s an awful lot of acrobatics
involved I this style of 69, and they probably don’t do it as much as the
porno mags would have you believe. For one thing, if the man is above you with
a hard-on, it’s pretty difficult to get it into your mouth at the correct
angle. And if you’re on top, he has to be short enough, and you have to be
tall enough, to make all the parts fir together. Besides, you’ll probably
get pretty tired of bobbing your snatch up and down so he doesn’t suffocate.
Let’s
suppose the heights are right and you’re on top. Slide your buckwheat roll
under his neck to support his head and bring it where you want it. You might
try sitting on his chest for a bit, knees bent along his sides, while leaning
forward to give him a BJ. Suggest that he massages your back and buttocks,
since he’ll be looking at them anyway. He’ll probably be creative enough
to figure out what else he can do to you with his hands. Now, you will be
approaching his erect manhood from the opposite side. This angle can be good
or bad, depending on his equipment, and where he likes to be licked most.
If there is a slight curve in his penis, then you might be able to allow a bit
more of it to enter your mouth ...
... which is good. You will still want to keep one
hand at the base of his penis to keep it standing at attention, and you will
also be able to add the ring and stroke techniques as desired. This position
is generally good because it allows for deeper penetration, a high degree of
control on your part and is pretty comfortable for you. Besides him needing a
long and nimble tongue, the disadvantage is that he can’t see the action,
and we all know how much he loves to see his magic wand stand tall and proud.
Forget this position if he is really tall or has a pipsqueak dick.
Upstanding Citizen
There are
two positions that involve your partner standing up. The first is very basic.
We’ve all seen movies where the guy’s pants are wrapped around his ankles
while he gets head from her. This type of oral action usually occurs before
you even hit the bed, and can be very exciting in the heat of the moment.
It’s even better when you use one hand on his balls or nipples. We recommend
doing it just long enough to keep things hot, then climb into bed, or you may
not even get your bra off before he lets his load loose.
The second
standing position is one you might try in the middle of long, sensual
foreplay. Coaching him into position may be a bit difficult, since he probably
won’t have any idea where you’re going with this. If he’s already
standing, then just keep stroking his penis while you get into position on the
bed. The basics are: The man stands at the side of the bed, while you lay on
your back across the bed, your head hanging just a bit over the side. Needless
to say, this position won’t work if you’re still sleeping on your college
futon. The bed has to be high enough for your mouth to be at the same height
as his strait and narrow.
The big
advantage to this is that the bend in your neck will allow for maximum entry
into your mouth and even your throat. Keep in mind, however, that he will be
thrusting his Johnson into your mouth, and you will have far less control that
you do in other positions. Try placing your hands on his thighs to regulate
his movements. If he’s good, he’ll lean forward and massage your
outstretched – i.e., firm-looking – body. He may also begin some oral
action on you. But keep in mind that your head is upside down and you probably
shouldn’t stay that way too long, or you may end up passing out, and nothing
ruins a perfect evening quicker that that.
Putting on a Good Face
Suppose
your kissing and he’s on top, just wriggle down under him until you reach
his shaft. Much as he might during intercourse, he’ll know to hold himself
up with his arms while he inserts his penis into your mouth. He’ll probably
like this a lot since it comes close to intercourse, he can see the action,
and there’s really not a lot he can do on you while you’re down there.
He’ll also see the rewards of doing regular push-ups at the gym. He’ll
probably start thrusting in and out, which means your head can stay in once
place. But if he’s too vigorous, or on the smaller scale of things, you need
to control his movements with your hands and head. This position can be a
little rough on the neck since you have to bob your head up and down to
maintain a grip on his penis. Try slipping your buckwheat pillow under your
neck and it should be smooth sailing from here.
Add-Ons
There are a
few little extras worth mentioning here that will ensure that your performance
goes from Oscar-nominated to award winner. They can be incorporated into the
BJ at any point, and the added variation will be fun for you to try and great
for him to feel.
Dick Whipping
Don’t
worry; we’re not talking leather crops here. Perhaps a better term might be
dick slapping, although that sounds pretty intimidating, too. The movement is
simply this: As you slide his shaft out of your mouth, flick his penis against
your cheek for a couple of gentle, and we mean gentle, slaps. Try it a little
bit harder if he seems to enjoy it. The point of this is not that it’s
“rough sex” or anything, it’s simply another sensation that will feel
good and round out your best BJ technique. It also gives you a chance to
breathe and recoup for your next round of oral action.
Hummers
A hummer is
another light sensation that he will enjoy. A hummer is really just a moan or
hum during the blowjob, which will create a slight vibration in your throat
and, in turn, on his penis. We’re not saying that you need to belt out four
bars of “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” during sex, just a low hum or moan
in your throat will do nicely. Try changing the pitch of your hum to vary the
sensation.
Tinglers
A tingler
requires a little advanced work, because you’ll need a supply of cinnamon or
mint mouthwash nearby. Put a small amount in your mouth; remember that you
don’t want to end up swallowing it. As you go back down on him, release the
mouthwash slowly so that it drips down his shaft. The tingle sensation will
drive him wild, and it has the added bonus of preventing “dick breath”
(see below) when you move back to kiss him on the lips.
Your handy
glass of water with ice will add yet another super sensation. During one of
your delicate sips amidst the oral action, take an ice cube in your mouth.
When you go back down on him, the combination of cold ice and the warmth of
your mouth will drive him into ecstasy. As the ice melts, it will also keep
him well lubed for extended oral activity. If you’re feeling really
adventurous, try taking the cube out of your mouth and sliding it up and down
his manhood. The warmth of your mouth after that will feel like a cashmere
blanked to him, so this might also be a good time to mention how much you’d
like a Chanel cashmere twin set.
Gagging
Perhaps
your biggest concern about the world’s best blowjob is gagging. Well, there
are times when smaller can be infinitely more manageable. There is no surefire
way we know of to completely prevent gagging every time. A lot of it has to do
with your relaxation level, and how comfortable you feel. A lot has to do with
the control of your breathing. The tips in this book are designed to make you
feel confident and in control of matters what you’re doing, or with whom you
are doing it. Relax your muscles. Your first reaction when a hot rod is
heading towards the back of your throat is to tense up. Remember that Mr.
Stiffy is your friend and that he will only feel as comfortable as you do.
Also, the less your neck and head are bent, the more room you will have to fit
his penis inside your mouth. The best way to prevent gagging is to coordinate
your breathing with the in-and-out movements. Take a deep breath in while you
can, then release it through your nose as you go back down on your partner.
A note on Swallowing
Without
getting into a whole big discussion on the power politics of swallowing,
we’re here to tell you that you should NEVER do anything you don’t want
to. If you choose to swallow, that is your decision. If you choose not to,
then you certainly have nothing to apologize for. Especially since you will
have just given him the most spectacular, mind-blowing, spine-tingling
blowjobs he’s ever had.
Dick Breath
Some woman
are concerned about “dick breath” when they kiss their partner after going
down on him. This is another of those preconceptions that you should really
let go of. Assuming you’re both tidy and have showered within a reasonable
amount of time, you shouldn’t have too much to worry about. If you’re
absolutely nuts about it, try taking a sip of water or wine before kissing
him. And if he thinks it’s gross, just remember that it was his dick, after
all.
