Interchange
on Intercourse
After all
of the aforementioned, his perky penis will be perfectly piqued for
penetration. Most women never really though about all the penis possibilities,
and couldn’t possibly know how different positions feel to a guy. This goes
back to fully appreciating the versatile virtues of your dear friend, Mr.
Stiffy. Some women think that any old up-and-down pumping motion will do, so
they let the guy choose the angle and stroke. Men know, however, that every
move jostles his joystick differently. That’s why they love to vary things a
lot, and aren’t shy about switching things around midstream. Remember,
it’s not just about getting off; it’s like the difference between frozen
fish sticks and fresh Dover sole.
Track
and field
As
every runner knows, there’s a different strategy for winning sprints, relays
and marathons. If you’re running the Boston marathon, you don’t blastoff
in the beginning, or you’ll have no fuel left for the finish. Likewise, a
sprinter knows that he’s got to fly our fast and furious if he wants to grab
the gold. Whatever your mark, these tips will get you ready, set and going all
the way.
Sprints
Although
everyone likes to sit down to a full meal, there are times that eating on a
run satisfies you just as well and more quickly. Everybody loves a quickie
once in a while. For men, a quickie can be anything from a hot and hasty hand
job or a morning eye-opener to a midday snack, whether it’s during a wake-up
whiz-bang, a frequent flight or a little elevator ecstasy. If Mr. Stiffy pops
up eager as a beaver before you’ve opened your eyes, by all means, get him
in, get him off, and get him on his way. You beau will be beaming, and
you’ll still have plenty of time to fix your face and handle your hair.
Remember, men are always ready for sex and it’s a great way for him to start
the day.
Relays
Each
leg of a relay race propels you to the finish line. In such a race, each
runner holds the baton for a certain segment, but in this case you’re the
only contestant, so YOU have to set the pace or his baton may drop before you
reach the finish line. If you’re combining techniques, and by this time
you’ll be a pro, you’ll want to give his rod a rest in between, or it’ll
be no match for your snatch. So how long do you wait, and what do you do in
between? Go back to PRIMI PIATTI and stay away from it for a
good three minutes, or he’ll start rubbing it against your thigh and
you’ll end up high and dry while your sheets will be soaked.
Marathons
This
is when you’re pulling out all the stops. You’re ready, willing and able
to go all the way, maybe even several times. Perhaps the kids are at camp, a
blizzard just blew through, or you’ve carefully cleared your calendar for
the next day. You’ve got lot’s of time, a preferred partner, and a cache
of condoms. Your oral and manual techniques will be the prelude, but the
headline act may include a whole series of positions you may never have tried.
Climate
control
In
seventh-century China, Master Tung-hsuan painstakingly described thirty basic
positions of “clouds and rain,” all referring to different styles of
intercourse. While you have probably tried a few, we don’t know anyone who
could come up with thirty. Why, you may ask, would someone come up with thirty
positions of intercourse? Because each one offers different sensations based
on the angle and point of entry, and Master Tung-hsuan was thoughtful enough
to write them all down. While we won’t offer thirty positions here, we will
tell you about a few angles you may enjoy trying out that will really wow Mr.
Stiffy.
Picture
your guy on top of you. Some boring guys practice sex the same way they would
hammer a nail into the wall – the same motion over and over, only harder and
faster toward the end. Some guys swirl around as if they’re trying to revive
the lambada. He may go in at 45 degrees, then shift into thrusting mode at 90
degrees. Don’t make the mistake of continually responding yourself so he has
a straight shot. Don’t always thrust your hips up and down. Mr. Stiffy likes
a good workout, where he can stand, bend and move in all sorts of ways. So
keep these angles in mind when you contemplate new positions and strokes. This
is another chance to show off your newly acquired sexpertise. Your guy will
like the variety, and Mr. Stiffy will love the different sensations.
Position
Transition
There
are countless positions, some of which you, undoubtedly, have tried. Pretty
much all of these will work whether Mr. Stiffy is entering through the front
or the back door. You just have to line up the parts a little bit differently,
and there are some special tips you’ll need to know about backdoor sex. More
on this later. The key here is not so much about acrobatics, but refining your
skill with a few new twists. Using your imagination, and your buckwheat
pillow, will change the angle of entry and give him a workout he won’t
forget.
Every
person who always envisions him/herself as “giving it,” or “getting
it,” rather than being a partner, is using sex in a way that’s wired to
us. We think who’s on top and who’s on the bottom makes absolutely no
difference at all.
Everyone
knows the missionary position. Try this with him standing, while you scoot
your parts down to the edge of the bed. He can hold your feet in each of his
hands and move them higher or lower, separately or together, to change the
angle of friction. You can place your ankles around his neck, your feet on his
chest with your knees bent, or keep one leg bent with the foot on the bed and
the other straight up, resting on his neck. Don’t forget to practice your
Kegel exercises so that you can give him a tight squeeze inside as well as
outside.
A
really good in and out stroke that most women overlook is similar to the
Princeton Belly Rub. He’s on top in a push-ups position
and inside you, both his and your legs are stretched out straight, and his
hands should either be on your shoulders or grasping the top of the mattress.
Using his tiptoes for leverage, with both of you perfectly flat, he quickly
glides his entire body back and forth without raising his pelvis. This rapid
rubbing action produces fast results, so you might want to save this for the
grand finale.
The
Flying Wallenda Position
Another
interesting man-on-top technique was inspired by a promo flick we saw.
You’re on your back, and the guy is in a push-ups position over you, except
that his head and arms are between your feet. Bend your legs all the way back
so that your opening is facing up, while you hold on to his feet. He enters
you form above, and thrusts in and out. If you bench press his feet, it will
not only change his angle of entry, but will give you a nice upper body
workout, too. The extra bonus here is that your love button will get a nice
workout from the weight of his body, and Mr. Stiffy goes in at an almost
backward angle for a completely different feeling. Of course, this only works
if your partner can measure up.
Hovering
Butterflies
If
you’re feeling particular gymnastic, try Master Tung-hsuan’s Hovering
Butterflies position. The guy is on his back with his knees bent up to his
chest. You’re on top, facing him while sitting on the back of his thighs,
with your knees supported by the bed. If you’re in this position, the angle
changes by him wrapping his legs around your waist. While you have to do most
of the work because he’s pinned down like a butterfly specimen, he can help
you move up and down on his manshaft by placing his hands under your buttocks.
This will make his coral stem yearn for your yin essence, and your jade
chamber will be pretty happy, too.
“T”
for Two
The
“T” position has you on your back with your legs in the air, with the guy
lying on his side perpendicular to your booty. He can hold up your legs and
enter from below. In this position, Mr. Stiffy will be coming at you on a
sideward slant for yet another new sensation. He’ll love it to lean on his
forearm and show off his buffed biceps.
“X”
Marks the Spot
Another
favorite sideway position, when you both want to lie comfortable on the bed is
the “X”. All your legs are intertwined; his leg is on the bottom, then
yours goes on top of that, then his other leg goes on top of yours. Your top
leg can be up in the air or resting on his top leg. You won’t be within
kissing distance, but the trick with this position is that both partners can
vary the pressure by squeezing their legs. This is good if his swelling
mushroom is on the small side and has trouble staying in your golden cleft.
