Blowjob
- Just
put your lips together and …
So what is
the one thing that most men seem willing to die for? The thing that can turn
the most high-power businessman into a sniveling idiot? The thing that reduces
Ph.D. linguists to phrases such as “Oh, yeah!”? We all know the answer –
a good blowjob!
First of all, it feels great.
Second, guys have the pleasure of watching and experiencing it at the same
time. And third, they get to have an orgasm without doing a lot of work. Of
course, how much work he does before or after is up to you.
One woman
we know summed up her philosophy about oral sex in one blunt statement: “I
ain’t putting nothin’ in my mouth unless I can cut it with a knife.” We
suggest she gets a better attitude; a number of famous ladies in history have
used their oral expertise to archive great success in international politics,
high finance and royal society. Madonna even showed a little of her skill on
the silver screen. If you can make the most of your mouth motion, you can have
just about anything.
Just the
suggestion of mouth mastery will make men quiver. Frederica, a friend of ours,
found a unique way to distinguish herself at parties. By demonstrating her
uncanny ability to tie a cherry stem into a knot using only her tongue, she
was always surrounded by hopeful suitors. Sometimes, she didn’t even have to
demonstrate, as the mere mention of it was enough to get guys thinking.
She’s very popular.
Blowjob
Basics
These BJ
basics are guaranteed to blow his mind as well as his horn:
The key to
a good blowjob exists just as much in your head as in your hands and mouth.
He’s allowing you to take control over the most sensitive and precious parts
of his body. Deep down he knows that you could knock him off in a nanosecond.
Remember, his penis is your friend, and you’ll want to give it as much
attention as you would your very, very best friend. You really have to show
respect and concentrate big time on what you’re doing. And he’ll know if
you’re really being friends with Mr. Stiffy, or just being a phony.
We cannot
overemphasize your proper state of mind. He wants to feel that you are
enthusiastically devoting your talents to making his penis happy, and that
you’re not just doing it because you had too much to drink. BJs under those
circumstances are not as memorable for him. This activity requires your full
attention.
Although
many people would have you to believe that the key to a blowjob is sucking.
However, his penis is not a lollipop. The central action is to move the lips
in an up and down, or back and fourth, motion. What makes this act so
delicious is that you can vary the pressure of your lips, take the penis out
of your mouth, lick the sides and the top, and use your tongue and hands in a
variety of ways that will deliver a scintillating series of sensations.
The
building blocks of BJs consist of mouth only, mouth and tongue, and mouth and
hands. Building with these blocks is your quickest route to a Park Avenue
penthouse. Don’t take the power of a blowjob lightly. Know what to do, and
when and how to do it. Whether it’s the overture, the entr’acte or the
grand finale, the BJ rightly deserves a place of honor in your sexual
repertoire.
If you’re
starting with Mr. Softee, you should have no trouble putting the whole thing
in your mouth while you gently suck and lick. Don’t start moving your mouth
up and down until he’s at least semi erect. As with your hand job technique,
making a ring around the base of the shaft will help make him hard quicker.
And Mr. Softee will turn into Mr. Stiffy in no time.
Before you
really get into it, take a sip from your handy glass of water. Kneel between
his legs so you can show respect for his prized possession. Put both hands
into the L position around the base of the shaft. Lick the whole tip, and then
use your tongue to lick up and down the side. Now it should be slick enough to
slide into your mouth easily. Covering your teeth with your lips, and keeping
your mouth taut, glide the head inside and lick the sensitive spot underneath
with both the tip and the flat part of your tongue. Amateurs may think they
should use a snakelike quickie lick, but your lick should be more like what
you would use on your favorite flavor of ice cream cone.
Now comes
the essential part: Still covering your teeth, and maintaining your pressure,
proceed down the shaft as far as you can go in one feel swoop. Woman usually
think it’s better to go up and down, letting a little more into their mouths
each time. That’s for amateurs. Let him know right away that you’re going
to take good care of him. Relax the muscles in you neck and jaw as much as
possible. Try to breathe through your nose. Being in this position allows you
to control how far in it goes. Pull your mouth back up the entire length of
the shaft, right over the ridge of the tip. Just as in the ring technique of
the hand job, he’ll love the sensation of your lips popping over this ridge.
Take it out of your mouth for a second, and go right back down again. This
will give you a chance to breathe.
Continue
the full up-and-down-the –entire-shaft motion at a sensual, slow pace. Once
you get bored with this, usually after two to three minutes, it’s time to
start using your hand. One hand will always remain at the base of the penis to
keep it in place. With the other hand, make a ring with your thumb and
forefinger, and follow the movement of your lips up and down. Maintain the
slow pace. Remember to breathe when you get to the top.
When
you’re ready to make him really moan, switch from the ring to the magic
upstroke, twist, over and down technique, combining a hand stroke with a mouth
stroke. Coordinating these motions will take some practice, but it will be
well worth it. Still keep the pace slow and steady, or it may be over before
you know it.
Don’t
forget to pay attention to his nipples, if he likes that.
This will give you something else to concentrate on so you don’t get bored,
and it will feel great for him. Let your hands work their magic on his penis
for a bit, while you use your mouth on his inner thighs, balls, lower stomach
and that sensitive spot where his legs meet the body. Try licking this area
first to soften it up, and then use your lips to lightly squeeze and massage
it. Once you get really good at this, you can have
your mouth on his shaft while one hand tweaks his nipples and the other holds
his balls.
We
recommend torturing him a bit to remind him just how good you really are. You
can, in fact you should, pause in the middle of a blowjob any old time you
feel like it. Stop what you’re doing. Remove your hand and mouth, and move
back up his stomach and chest to his face. Planting a couple of kisses on his
lips, neck and shoulders about now will let him cool down for a few minutes.
Stopping, starting again, stopping and starting again will make for a bigger,
better and much more powerful orgasm, he’ll never forget!
After
you’ve stopped and started a few times, and you’ve got him just about
ready to burst, return to the upstroke, twist, over and down-mouth combo, work
in some head rub action, and go into a fast ring
technique-mouth combo. Many men say the difference is that woman rarely go
hard and fast enough toward the end. We’re not telling you to get sloppy,
just build up the crescendo to a rousing climax. When he’s ready to let it
rip, move your head out of the way, or prepare to swallow – more on this
later. Keep stroking with your hand until it’s over.
Now might
be an excellent time to mention an engagement ring, or suggest that trip to
Paris you’ve been wanting.
The
uncut version
We seem to
know a lot of savvy women who get flustered with foreskin. If your partner is
uncircumcised, there are a couple of other tricks that will surprise him. Put
your hand around the shaft so that the foreskin still covers the head. Keeping
your fingers in the same position, as if you were changing a light bulb,
gently stroke the foreskin from the ridge of the head out toward the tip. If
there’s enough skin left at the end, you tweak it closed, moving your
fingers slightly back and forth sideways, while still keeping the whole head
covered. Now you can really begin to make him moan by pulling the foreskin
back in stages, bit by bit. Uncover just the tip of the head, and using a
probing lick, work your tongue in and out around the head while you still hold
the foreskin in place. Next, uncover the entire head, but keep the foreskin
just under the ridge as you lick the head. When he’s really, really hard,
the foreskin should stay put once it’s pulled back completely. But don’t
worry if it flops back sometimes; this will just be another interesting
sensation for him. A word on uncut orgasms: Not only is it nice to see a
straight shooter, but if you keep the foreskin down at the base, he
shouldn’t have to jump up and wash immediately afterward.
Advanced
techniques
Once
you’ve mastered BJ basics, you’ll be ready to move on to some more
advanced action. Some of these positions may be a little unfamiliar to him.
But remember that your movements will remain pretty much the same no matter
what position you’re in. The degree of control you maintain will also vary.
When you’re about to go into a major position change, maintain contact by
massaging him, kissing him and lightly stroking his penis. This will prevent
any awkward lapses in action that could detract from your Oscar-winning
performance.
Side
by Side
One
position that is fairly comfortable for both the blower and the blowee is side
by side. This doesn’t necessarily mean that your bodies are opposed to each
other. He lies on his side, with his erection facing you. You are also lying
on your side, except that your face is level with his penis. The advantage to
this position is that you can relax you head and neck because the side of your
head is resting on the bed, or on your buckwheat pillow. You won’t have
quite as much room to maneuver your hands, but you’ll still be able to
incorporate the ring technique and the up, twist, over and down. He’ll like
this position, too, because it will allow him to thrust his hips with a little
more freedom. Since he’ll be thrusting, remember that your breathing is very
important. If Mr. Stiffy is heading all the way in, you’ll need to breathe
when he’s on the way out, otherwise you might gag.
