Now as an adult, your approach to intimacy has probably
matured. In your drive to give and get pleasure ...
|
|
.
Cleanliness
is next to "O My God!"
Maybe as
a teenager, you liked the smell and taste of sweat on a male because it was
proof to you that you were with the star track runner or stud football
player. However, now as an adult, your approach to intimacy has probably
matured. In your drive to give and get pleasure, your nose and mouth will be
on more places on the man's body and for longer periods of time than they
used to. Therefore, you have every desire for your man, or the man of the
moment, to be clean and free of sweat, bar-smell etc.
It is
rumored that Cher, on spotting a scrumptious looking male, ordered:
"Have him washed and brought to my tent." Unless you are
incredibly rich or famous, chances are that you won't have the same ordering
power.
But,
with a little suaveness, you can achieve the same results. You can make the
shower irresistible to him by seductively saying "Looking at you makes
me hot - I'm going to cool down in the shower" and then dropping select
pieces of your clothes. He won't be able to resist!
Lotion Potions
Do
not overuse lotions and oils. While they are helpful in many situations,
keep in mind some of their weakness: that they do not prevent surface hair
from being painfully pulled (see above) and that they can be incredibly
greasy and messy! Don't be part of the couple that gets all oiled up and
passionately bounces around the house, only to discover in the sunlight that
their hand, back and butt outlines are greasily imprinted on the silk couch
and Laura Ashley wallpaper!
MAN MYSTERIES
UNVEILED
PENIS
POINTERS
The biggest man mystery is that which is inside of his pants, the penis.
Most women don't understand the penis because they don't have one and
because men will never tell a woman all of its secrets. Without all of the
information, a woman can't make the most well informed decisions and act
with the utmost confidence. Therefore, you need to find out all that you
can. Here, in this book, is everything that you should know and would ever
need to know about penises - where they come from, what they like and
dislike and what they hope for and dream of.
Sizing Things Up
It's
common knowledge that men are extremely conscious about the size of their
penises. There have probably been 'Long Dong' jokes around since the
beginning of time. If you want your relationship with a man to withstand the
duration, it is important that you respect this part of the male psyche.
Studies
show that while most men overestimate the size of their penis, they usually
have tried to measure exactly how long it is, to the millimeter. Therefore,
when the topic comes up, you must be encouraging! Any attempt at
humor, especially sarcasm such as "If that's seven inches, then the
ceilings must be twenty feet high," will be disastrous.
You
also need to maintain perspective (for the both of you) - that size is not
the end-all and be-all. Penises come in all shapes and sizes, and each one
has something special to offer.
This is a free
tantalizing teaser,
a small excerpt from the
Full Version
|
